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Old 01-10-2008, 11:03 AM   #1
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Old 01-10-2008, 12:56 PM   #2
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lol Walker, Texas Ranger is the shiat
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Old 01-11-2008, 08:02 AM   #4
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Old 01-11-2008, 06:56 PM   #6
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Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.


Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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Old 01-15-2008, 09:36 AM   #7
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Old 01-15-2008, 10:10 AM   #8
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Old 01-15-2008, 12:11 PM   #9
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Chuck Norris doesn't buy milk at the store, he just roundhouse kicks the cow until milk comes out into his mug and then the cow fetches Chuck Norris some cookies out of respect for Chuck Norris' skills...........moo.....








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Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

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Old 01-28-2008, 02:15 PM   #12
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Chuck Norris is 1 3rd cherokee This has nothing to do with ancestory, The man once ate a freakin indian!
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Old 01-28-2008, 03:59 PM   #13
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Chuck Norris invented condoms so bad guys wouldn't breed more bad babies that he'd eventually have to karate kick to hell...and also for all his crazy b!tches.
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Old 01-28-2008, 06:06 PM   #14
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chuck norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a royal flush....
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Old 01-29-2008, 06:38 PM   #15
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there are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and chuck norris.
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Old 01-29-2008, 07:14 PM   #16
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I heard a radio spot the other day that said... "Chuck Norris went to McDonalds and they wouldnt serve him a McMuffin at 10:35 so He kicked the resturant so hard it turned into a Wendys"
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The Boogie man checks for Chuck Norris under his bed at night!!!!
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Old 01-30-2008, 08:51 AM   #18
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Chuck Norris was charged with Attempted Murder, but the Judge threw it out because Chuck Norris doesnt ATTEMPT murder!!!
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chuck norris will never have a heart attack. his heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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