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Old 03-04-2011, 08:49 PM   #1
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For the first time in my life I am truly embarrassed to be a REAL redneck.

Now you can say what you want but I am more redneck than 99.9 possibly 99.9999999999% of anyone on this board. Or state for that matter. (real rednecks are few and far between) After all I live 60 miles from the closest town. I build fence, raise livestock, fix what I have with less than most people have in there laundry room tool drawer, and fight off wet’s that want to rob or kill me on a nightly basis. So I am one of the few that truly has to live the self reliant redneck lifestyle. Most if not all here that call themselves “redneck” or want to be redneck live in or near a town. And that is not redneck. That is pseudo wanabe redneck. With that said on to the reason why I am ashamed to be a redneck now.

Are people nowadays really that inbred kindergarten stupid?!

I hate to admit but while channel surfing late at night I seam to stop on CMT and watch “My big redneck wedding” and now they have come out with “My big redneck baby”. It is like a horrible bloody train wreck where everyone dies a gruesome death. You do not want to watch but you can’t help it you have to because who does not watch a good train wreck.

As bad as it is the sad part is that the show has far more truth to it than any other on television today as far as people in general go. Especially the mud crowd they give them the basis for there show. But it is far from the real redneck life style. It is focused on the pseudo redneck lifestyle which gives us real rednecks a bad rap.
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You're not a real redneck. You can spell and use proper punctuation. Seems as though you've had yourself some learnin in the past.
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Old 03-04-2011, 09:11 PM   #3
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You're not a real redneck. You can spell and use proper punctuation. Seems as though you've had yourself some learnin in the past.
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So can you elaborate a little on the differences between white trash and redneck? I'm pretty sure I'm one of those just not sure which.
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Old 03-04-2011, 09:45 PM   #6
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So can you elaborate a little on the differences between white trash and redneck? I'm pretty sure I'm one of those just not sure which.
Give me a few months to compile it and convert it into something that fake rednecks can understand.

There are many subtle differences between the two. But if you have ever seen an episode of "My big redneck wedding" you should be able to figure it out for yourself.
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Well, you might be country, but you are far from redneck. Nobody with a ranch as big as yours is a redneck. I live the redneck life stile. I ride horses almost every day I'm home. I live in a trailer house (double wide). I have 45 acres of land that I'm clearing myself to make more pasture for my cows. The trees I cut down I take to the saw mill myself. I have a vineyard that grows the sweatest grapes around. I watch RFD TV everyday. I have three cars or trucks I haven't started in over a year, but plan on. If my wife is bottle freeding a calf because the cow that had the can't freed it, and she needs to go out of town, she takes the calf with her. I have more g u (n) s than most people, but I never talk about online because I don't want B i g bother knowing about them. My family killed 2 deer this year with our cars because they got in the way. I go to the cattle and horse sells a few times a year for saturday night fun. I have a slide-camper on a gooseneck trailer that I use to pull my rock buggy around with. My wife has her own 4x4...........
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If you want to be a redneck more power to you but it is an insult. A redneck is nothing more than a white ******. There is a difference between country and redneck. I choose to be country. Although I dont listen to country music. When a black person want to call us country folks a name, they call us redneck. I know, I hear it all the time. There are two types of people that go on Jerry Springer, niggers and redneck and they are one in the same.
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You're not a real redneck. You can spell and use proper punctuation.
LOL, sounds true to me!

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There is a difference between country and redneck...........When a black person want to call us country folks a name, they call us redneck.
Country, Redneck and Cowboy are all different yet a lot of folks group them together. Kinda like Cajun and Coonass.

Snick, I think you have your own category.
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LOL, sounds true to me!

Country, Redneck and Cowboy are all different yet a lot of folks group them together. Kinda like Cajun and Coonass.

Snick, I think you have your own category.


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I've always considered a red neck as just being country, and being a HICK as white trash, cousin marrying, leaving the river looking like sh!t, SOB
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For the first time in my life I am truly embarrassed to be a REAL redneck.

I build fence, raise livestock, fix what I have with less than most people have in there laundry room tool drawer, and fight off wet’s that want to rob or kill me on a nightly basis.
I looked and looked and couldn't find that picture you posted with that HUGE SHOP and backhoes and ditchdiggers and shop tools and benders and s and on and on and on......

You have more in your laundry room that I have in my hole shop and house!


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If you want to be a redneck more power to you but it is an insult. A redneck is nothing more than a white ******. There is a difference between country and redneck. I choose to be country. Although I dont listen to country music. When a black person want to call us country folks a name, they call us redneck. I know, I hear it all the time. There are two types of people that go on Jerry Springer, niggers and redneck and they are one in the same.
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Real rednecks don't know how to use computers, or care to know how to use computers...I know many.
The wedding show had a rockcrawler episode also, I don't think they base it off mudding..but maybe they do.
This is kinda on the same topic..if you have not seen this movie http://wildandwonderfulwhites.com/
give it a try...it is hillbilly or redneck or white trash or something.
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I know I'm not a redneck, but I know some folks that are.

They DEFINITELY don't have internet. If you called them a redneck to their face, they'd throw down their Pabst, snatch off their wife beater and punch you in the mouth. Seriously.

Also, you can't get hold of them half the time because they're either in jail, or they used up their cell minutes for the month.

I think saying your a redneck is like people saying lets "Keep Austin Weird". You can't really try to be weird, you just are or you're not. And though some people still think Austin is weird it's really about like any other big city now with a couple fruitcakes here and there.
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