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Old 03-27-2008, 10:33 AM   #1
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how to be a good democrat

1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand.

2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and
governments create prosperity.

3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans
are more of a threat than U.S. Nuclear weapons technology in the hands
of Chinese and North Korean communists.

4. You have to believe that there was no art before *Federal funding.

5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by
cyclical documented changes in the earth's climate and more affected
by soccer moms driving SUV's.

6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being
homosexual is natural.

7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal
funding.

8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach fourth
graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids
about sex.

9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony
activists who have never been outside of San Francisco do.

10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than
actually doing something to earn it.

11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own
money to make "The Passion of the Christ" for financial gain only.

12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain
parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports
certain parts of the Constitution.

13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.

14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are
more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Thomas
Edison, and A.G. Bell.

15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial
quotas and set-asides are not.

16. You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is normal and is a very nice
person.

17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked
anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in
charge.

18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in
jail, but a liar and a sex offender belonged in the White House.

19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag,
transvestites, and bestiality should be constitutionally protected,
and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.

20. You have to believe that illegal Democrat Party funding by the
Chinese Government is somehow in the best interest to the United
States .

21. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, right wing
conspiracy.

22. You have to believe that it's okay to give Federal workers the day
off on Christmas Day but it's not okay to say "Merry Christmas."
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Old 03-27-2008, 10:47 AM   #2
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I do believe that this message is a part of a vast, right wing
conspiracy, I hope that doesn't make me a good democrat.
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You know what the Government can do to fix the country?...Stop trying to fix the country. You do not become the leader of the free world by doing everything wrong. I think they do it on purpose; try to fix a "problem"--> create a real problem--> try to fix new problem--> have us think we need the government's help for everything. I know, crazy conspiracy. Yad, Yad
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bomb iraq now
bomb iran now
bomb afganistan now
bomb bomb bombs away.......glass freaking parking lot......stupid terrorists....
.....stupid left wing loons.."oh, let's just bring all our troops home and sing we are the world while nationalizing heath care, giving more money to special interest groups, taking consitutional rights away from law abiding citizens and we'll stick it to our military at the same time those silly misguided neo-nazi radical muslims rebuild their terror cells and weapons caches because anyone that can watch MSNBC reallys knows there isn't any real threat to our way of life, democracy and the free world.......those folks just need our love and hope for change in the middle east,oooh, and we can send 'em some extra money that we'll siphon off of social security to rebuild their mosques so that they can recruit more terrorists and buy better explosives to strap to young men and women to use as suicidebombers on other noncombatants , and hey, while we're at it, lets just rewrite the whole constituion and bill of rights to allow any-freaking-AMERICAN-hater to come on into our country and set up shop scheming how to kill us, cause there really isn't any real threat, all is well and we'll sleep good tonight knowing that Obama/Billary will have that phone next to their bed at 3am in case my Prius Hybrid breaks down on the way to the QuickieMart for some soy based milk to feed the illegal immigrant workers
living in my basement that keep my lawn tidy and pool fresh!!!!!"
..............if you are offended, well, tough chit.....
....GO USA, GET THE BASTARDS!!!!!!..........don't forget to vote.......I am a patriot and I approve this rant........
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Old 03-28-2008, 12:45 PM   #8
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bomb iraq now
bomb iran now
bomb afganistan now
bomb bomb bombs away.......glass freaking parking lot......stupid terrorists....
.....stupid left wing loons.."oh, let's just bring all our troops home and sing we are the world while nationalizing heath care, giving more money to special interest groups, taking consitutional rights away from law abiding citizens and we'll stick it to our military at the same time those silly misguided neo-nazi radical muslims rebuild their terror cells and weapons caches because anyone that can watch MSNBC reallys knows there isn't any real threat to our way of life, democracy and the free world.......those folks just need our love and hope for change in the middle east,oooh, and we can send 'em some extra money that we'll siphon off of social security to rebuild their mosques so that they can recruit more terrorists and buy better explosives to strap to young men and women to use as suicidebombers on other noncombatants , and hey, while we're at it, lets just rewrite the whole constituion and bill of rights to allow any-freaking-AMERICAN-hater to come on into our country and set up shop scheming how to kill us, cause there really isn't any real threat, all is well and we'll sleep good tonight knowing that Obama/Billary will have that phone next to their bed at 3am in case my Prius Hybrid breaks down on the way to the QuickieMart for some soy based milk to feed the illegal immigrant workers
living in my basement that keep my lawn tidy and pool fresh!!!!!"
..............if you are offended, well, tough chit.....
....GO USA, GET THE BASTARDS!!!!!!..........don't forget to vote.......I am a patriot and I approve this rant........
I second that!
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How does the story go? When the Indians controlled America, the women did all the work, and the men hunted and fished all day. There were no taxes, no lawyers, no smog, no jails, and the rivers and ponds were not poluted. ........ I just want to say ...the government stinks, and the same families that were stinking up both parties 50 years ago, are still stinking up both parties today. Thomas Jefferson told you .... kick them out every 10 years at the very least. We are so pathetic at kicking we deserve the


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