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Old 03-24-2006, 11:37 AM   #1
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In Lunar New Year celebrations in January in China, 120 million rural peasants traveled to and from cities via jam-packed trains, despite meager restroom facilities. As a result, according to a Reuters dispatch, there was a massive holiday run on adult diapers. [CNN-AP, 1-26-06] [BBC News, 1-24-06]

Former Fairfield University student William Rom, 24, won $111,000 from the school in a February verdict because he was improperly suspended four years ago. At the time, Rom was accused of entering a women's restroom, fighting, ripping posters off walls, dumping water on students from a second floor, smashing a bathroom mirror, running naked on campus, and (underage) drinking (and subsequently vomiting in the dorm.) [Globe and Mail, 1-27-06] [Connecticut Post, 2-4-06]

When Travis Frey, 33, was charged in Council Bluffs, Iowa, in February with kidnapping his wife, she gave police a "Contract of Wifely Expectations" that he had allegedly written for her (subsequently published on TheSmokingGun.com, which called it a contract "for the ages"). In painstaking detail, the husband prescribed the micromanagement of her life, including what she would wear in public and to bed and the exact times she would be available for specified sexual relations. Instructions on hygiene and body-shaving were given. Eight explicit, non-subservient wifely reactions were banned. She could earn "Good Behavior Days" with exemplary performance but would lose them on specified misbehaviors, including complaining about the contract. [KETV-TV (Omaha), 2-6-06] [TheSmokingGun.com, 2-17-06]

American Pride: In January, spokesman Nick Inskip of the trade association of Australia's legalized brothels and strip clubs praised the American sailors who that week began several days' shore leave in Brisbane. "(T)he fellows are fantastic customers," he said. "They are so well-mannered. ... They're very aware that they're representing their country, and that's why they behave so well." [Courier-Mail (Brisbane), 1-24-06]

More Things to Blame on Bush: (1) Two gunmen robbed a 57-year-old woman in her Westerville, Ohio, home in February, but, according to a police report, argued among themselves about how to do the job, until one of the men, perhaps feeling sorry for himself, said, "This is all George W. Bush's fault. He screwed up the economy." All the two men needed, he said, was "gas money for the car." (2) A 29-year-old man was convicted in February after he jumped over a fence at the White House to meet up with Chelsea Clinton. According to an officer, the man seemed unfazed at being told that the Clintons no longer lived there but did say that "George Bush told me to jump the fence, and I jumped the fence." [WCMH-TV (Columbus), 2-3-06] [Arkansas Democrat-Gazette, 2-18-06]

Jacqueline Dotson was seriously injured in an accident near Winchester, Ky., in February that police say happened when she lost control of her SUV and ran several other cars off the road before overcorrecting, which caused the SUV to roll over a guardrail and land upside down. A rescue crew labored an hour and a half with the "jaws of life" to extricate her from the vehicle, but one of her arms was already free, severed in the accident and lying on the road, still grasping a cell phone. [WLEX-TV (Lexington), 2-3-06]

Not Cut Out for a Life of Crime: (1) University of Colorado freshman Jonathan Baldino, caught by security personnel in November after he printed out a fake bar code, stuck it on a $149.99 iPod, and bought it for $4.99 at a Target store, immediately wrote a frenzied confession: "I will NEVER EVER DO THIS EVER AGAIN, and I am once more terribly sorry. I'm only a kid! Help me out! ... Please! Please! Please!" (It didn't help.) (2) After Seattle police chased a carjacking suspect into a tree in February, bystanders gathered around and laughed, but the suspect, still defiant, yelled at them, "It's not funny!" (However, according to a KIRO-TV reporter, some in the crowd yelled back, "Yes it is!") [Denver Post, 12-2-05] [KIRO-TV (Seattle), 2-3-06]
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Prostitutes in Germany are being given the chance to retrain as geriatric nurses.

About 30 prostitutes, aged 20 to 40, are to take up a two-year training course for auxiliary nurses in North Rhine Westphalia, reports the Telegraph.

The scheme, funded by the church and the EU, is aimed at easing a chronic shortfall in nurses as well as offering an alternative to prostitutes.

One trainee, Angelika, who is in her late 30s and worked in Bochum as a prostitute for six years said she had found the transition very smooth: "I'm feeling good," she said.

Rita Kühn, of the protestant church's welfare programme, said: "They are in general very good at dealing with people, in addition to which they don't get squeamish and have absolutely no fear about touching or being touched."
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Former Ukrainian prime minister Julia Timoshenko says her countrymen and women are not having enough sex.

Speaking at an election address for her new political party, she urged the crowd to start working on reversing the country's demographic decline.

Mrs Timoshenko's daughter, Eugenia, 25, last year married former rock singer and market trader Sean Carr, 36, from Yorkshire, after a holiday romance.

When asked if her daughter was following her advice, she declined to comment, saying it was a "private matter".

Earlier, she said: "I urge all Ukrainians to take immediate action to help raise population numbers. Go straight home and work on it."
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A fight between two motel maids, armed with a plunger and a mop, ended with one in hospital and the other in jail.

The women accused each other of taking toilet rolls from each other's cleaning carts at a motel in Charleston, South Carolina.

Police were called after the fight left one of the women, 52, with a welt requiring hospital treatment, reports the Post and Courier.

The other maid, Deloris Smith, 47, told police she was defending herself from a woman wielding a plunger.

She was charged with assault.
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A cannabis smoker has been arrested after complaining to police that he was sold bad weed.

Hans-Juergen Bendt, 52, from Darmstadt, lodged a complaint about his dealer with police after he sold him seven ounces of "completely un-enjoyable" hash.

Bendt complained the dealer refused to refund him the £270 he had paid for the drugs.

But despite the official complaint, in which Bendt described himself as a victim of "fraud" involving drugs of "absolutely mediocre quality", the officers failed to act upon the allegations and booked the complainant instead.

He is now being charged for the illegal purchase and possession of narcotic substances. ]

Seems he must have smoked some of it..
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This one gives new meaning to the phrase "Lick it up"
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A Russian teacher faces two years in jail after ordering her students to lick clean the floor of a classroom.

Irina Gorova has been suspended from her school in Zolotaya Dolina for forcing all her male pupils to lick up all the marks and stains on the floor, reports Pravda.

Anna K, mother of 10-year-old Zhenya said: "My sonny came home crying and shaking like a leaf."

The 35-year-old teacher has refused to comment but her colleagues believe the pupils may have made up the story to divert their parents' attention from their poor grades.

Deputy prosecutor Denis Biktudin said: "She might be sentenced to two years in jail. The teacher will be kept suspended from her duties until the investigation is completed."
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Maybe he should not visit??
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A woman prisoner has won a court case forcing her boyfriend to bring her nicer presents.

A court in Focsani, Romania, ordered Nicusor Constantin, 30, to put more effort into his choice of presents for girlfriend Sicuta Radulescu.

Radulescu, 36, is serving a four year sentence for theft, local newspaper 7 Plus reported.

She brought a civil suit against her boyfriend claiming his behaviour was deliberate and was adversely affecting her psychological health.

Radulescu told the court: "His presents are a disappointment and make my time in jail even more unbearable.

"He brings useless things like photos of himself with our friends in pubs and clubs and cookery books that he knows I can't use.

"I feel like he is mocking me when he brings me these presents. I want nicer presents which will make my life in prison feel more bearable."

The judge ordered Constantin to agree on a list of presents with his girlfriend, which he would bring to her when he visited her in jail.
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Now ain't that a *****!!!
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A gang of thieves used a ***** in heat to distract a guard dog so they could raid a factory in Brazil.

After breaking into the factory in Santa Maria, they put the ***** near the guard dog, reports Zero Hora newspaper.

And while the guard dog was distracted, the gang took £10,000 in cash from the Segalin agricultural products company.

The secretary, who was the first to arrive at the factory, told the police: "When I arrived at the company I saw Zulu, the dog happily chasing after a female dog."

CCTV footage confirmed the secretary's suspicions.

A police spokesperson said: "Those are very creative and resourceful thieves, that was a very good idea!"
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