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Old 09-02-2010, 10:37 PM   #1
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2 guys walk into a bar......

3rd one ducks
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Old 09-02-2010, 10:44 PM   #2
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Old 09-02-2010, 10:54 PM   #3
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Fish swims into a wall and says "dam."
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Old 09-02-2010, 11:09 PM   #5
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Old 09-02-2010, 11:11 PM   #6
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Old 09-02-2010, 11:12 PM   #7
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Can't let this thread die...


Termite walks into a bar and asks... "Is the bar tender here?"
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Old 09-02-2010, 11:20 PM   #9
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A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, we have no bread."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, we haven't got any bread!"

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any bread, and if you ask me again and I'll nail your dang beak to the bar you irritating dang duck!"

Duck says: "Got any nails?"

Barman says: "No"

Duck says: "Got any bread?
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Old 09-02-2010, 11:22 PM   #10
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Sandwich walks into a bar, and the bartender says "I'm sorry, but we don't serve food here."






Two priests and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The Rabbi looks at the priests and says "Have you heard the one about us?"




A baseball walks into a bar, and the bartender throws him out.



A drunk walks out of a bar and sees a nun standing outside. He walks up to her and punches her in the face. When she falls to the ground, he starts screaming, "You're not so tough now, are you, Batman?"


A giraffe walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Do you want a long neck?" The giraffe says, "Do I have a choice?"



A magician walks down an alley and turns into a bar.



I can go on with these all day.
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Old 09-02-2010, 11:28 PM   #12
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I can go on with these all day.



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Old 09-02-2010, 11:28 PM   #13
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Old 09-02-2010, 11:29 PM   #14
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A pony walks into a bar and says "Bartender, may I have a drink?"

Bartender says "What? I can't hear you. Speak up!"

"May I please have a drink?"

"What? You have to speak up!"

"Could I please have a drink?"

"Now listen, if you don't speak up I will not serve you."

"I'm sorry, I'm just a little hoarse."
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Old 09-02-2010, 11:31 PM   #15
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A guy walks into a bar and sees a dog lying in the corner licking his balls. He turns to the bartender and says, "Boy, I wish I could do that."

The Bartender replies, "You'd better try petting him first."
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A dyslexic guy walks into a bra.

An Irishman walks out of a bar. Hey, it COULD happen!



A skeleton walks into a bar and says, "Gimme a , and a mop."



A little guy walks into a bar and slips on some vomit. Minutes later a tough guy walks into the bar and slips on the vomit as well. The little guy says, "I just did that." The big guy then beats the little guy up.



A man walked into a bar holding an alligator. He asked the bartender, "Do you serve lawyers here?" The bartender said, "Yes, we do!" "Good," replied the man. "Give me a , and I'll have a lawyer for my alligator."



A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says, "Hey buddy, can't you read that sign? It says no dogs allowed! Get that mutt out of here!" The man replies, "No, I can't read the sign - I'm blind, and this is my seeing eye dog." The bartender is embarrassed and gives the man a on the house. Later that day, the guy is telling his friend about it: "I told him I was blind and I got a free !" The friend then takes his dog into the bar and sits down, and the bartender says, "The sign says no dogs allowed! You'll have to leave!" The friend says, "Sorry, I can't see the sign because I'm blind, and this is my seeing eye dog." The bartender replies, "Since when do they give out Chihuahuas as seeing eye dogs?" The man says, "They gave me a Chihuahua?"



A man walks into a bar and sits down next to a lady and a dog. The man asks, "Does your dog bite?". The lady answers, "Never!" The man reaches out to pet the dog and the dog bites him. The man says, "I thought you said your dog doesn't bite!" The woman replies, "He doesn't. This isn't my dog."



A goldfish walks into a bar and looks at the bartender. The bartender asks, "What can I get you?" The goldfish says, "Water."



A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender says, "You're quite a celebrity around here. We've even got a drink named after you." The grasshopper says, "You've got a drink named Steve?"
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a guy walks into a bar and sees a dog lying in the corner licking his balls. He turns to the bartender and says, "boy, i wish i could do that."

the bartender replies, "you'd better try petting him first."
lmfao!!!
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Do I need to have Robert come deport you? This is America speaky da engrish.
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I thought this was the internet?? Internet=America?
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