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Old 04-01-2005, 01:44 PM   #1
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CHEVROLET -Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle, Or Loud Engine Ticks
CHEVROLET -Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
CHEVROLET -Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
CHEVROLET -Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
CHEVROLET -Cracked Heads, Every Valve's Rotten, Oil Leaks Every Time
CHEVY -Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet
CHEVY -Can Hear Every Valve Yell

DODGE -Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
DODGE -Dead Old Dog Going East
DODGE -Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
DODGE -Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
DODGE -Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
DODGE -Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
DODGE -Dead On Delivery Gasoline Eater
DODGE -Designers Occasionally Do Good Engineering
DODGE -Dorky Outside - Damn Good Engines
DODGE -Drips Oil Drops Grease Everywhere
DODGE -Driven Only During Grey Evenings

FORD -Fabricated Of Refried Dung
FORD -Fails On Rainy Days
FORD -Famous Odor Resistant Dog
FORD -Falling Off: Rusty Door
FORD -Fast Only Rolling Downhill
FORD -Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
FORD -Fastest On Road, Dip!
FORD -Fastest On Road Device
FORD -Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
FORD -Fault Of R&D
FORD -Final Organ of Reproductive Discipline
FORD -Finally Obsolete Racing Device
FORD -Fireball On Rear Denting
FORD -First On Recall Day
FORD -First On Race Day
FORD -First On Road to Dump
FORD -First On Roads & Driveways
FORD -First On Rust and Deterioration
FORD -First Order of Reproductive Discipline
FORD -Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
FORD -Fixed Or Repaired Daily
FORD -Flip Over Read Directions
FORD -Flipping Over Results in Death
FORD -Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
FORD -Flintstone Or Rubble Driven
FORD -Flying On Ragged Dreams
FORD -Follow Our Ruddy Dogsled
FORD -Fond Of Resonating Decibels
FORD -Foot On Road Decelerates
FORD -Fords Only Run Downhill
FORD -Forced On Reluctant Drivers
FORD -Forced (to) Order Rubber Drivetrain!
FORD -Formed Of Rejected DNA
FORD -Forwarded Once; Return Denied
FORD -Forward Only; Reverse Defective
FORD -Forgot Our Recommended Defaults
FORD -Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
FORD -For Old Racecar Drivers
FORD -Four Old, Rusted Doors
FORD -For Only Retarded Drivers
FORD -Ford Owner Really Dumb
FORD -Fails On Rainy Days
FORD -Fork Over Repair Dough
FORD -Found On Red Dumpster
FORD -Found On Redneck's Driveway
FORD -Found On Roadside Dead
FORD -Found On Rubbish Dump
FORD -Found Outside Refuse Dump
FORD -Found Outside Rotting Dump
FORD -Found On Russian Dump
FORD -Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
FORD -Fraternal Order of Restored DeSotos
FORD -Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
FORD -Frequently On Ritalin, Designers
FORD -Free Or Reduced Drastically
FORD -Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
FORD -Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
FORD -Fun Obnoxious Redneck Driving
FORD -Funny Old Rattling Dump
FORD -Funky Old Rebuilt Dodge
FORD -(spelled backwards)Driver Returns On Foot

G. M. -General Maintenance
G. M. -Goshdarn Mess
G. M. -Generally Misunderstood
G. M. -Garbage Motors
G. M. -Generally Miserable
G. M. -Grossley Misconceived
G. M. -Gluteus Maximus

GMC -Garage Man's Companion
GMC -Generally Mediocre Cars
GMC -Generic Made Chevy
GMC -German Milk Cow
GMC -Get More Chicks
GMC -Gets Mechanics Crazy
GMC -Gods Mechanical Curse
GMC -Goober Makes Cars
GMC -Good Many Clunkers
GMC -Gotta Mechanic comming
GMC -Got More Crap
GMC -Great Mountain Climber
GMC -Great Motor Car
GMC -Grungy Mound (of) Crap
GMC -Get More Cash
GMC -Good Mechanics Cry
GMC -Gloomy Mechanical Contraption
GMC -Girlfriend's Mothers Car
GMC -Gas Mileage Crappy
GMC -Good Mileage Consistantly
GMC -Goofy Mangled Creation
GMC -God's Master Creation

JEEP -Jalopy Extrordinaire - Everything Piecemeal
JEEP -Junky Engines Eat Parts
JEEP -Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
JEEP -Just Eats Every Part
JEEP- Just Empty Every Pocket

MOPAR -Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
MOPAR -Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
MOPAR -More Overall Power And Reliability
MOPAR -Most Often Passed At Races
MOPAR -Mostly Old Parts And Rust
MOPAR -Mostly Old Paint And Rust
MOPAR -Move Over People Are Racing
MOPAR -Move Over Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
MOPAR -My Old Pig Ain't Running
MOPAR -My Only Problems Are Repairs


TOYOTA -Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
TOYOTA -Torturous On Your Old Tired ***
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Old 04-01-2005, 07:48 PM   #2
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Old 04-01-2005, 07:51 PM   #3
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Old 04-01-2005, 10:34 PM   #4
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Old 04-01-2005, 10:34 PM   #5
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ya'll know ya'll jealous of ford!!
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Old 04-02-2005, 07:15 AM   #6
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Old 04-02-2005, 04:04 PM   #7
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Old 04-03-2005, 02:48 PM   #8
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Old 04-03-2005, 05:49 PM   #9
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