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Old 06-26-2011, 12:48 PM   #1
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I use to know how to play chess when I was little and was very good at it but have forgotten how over the years ... so I thought I would post an ad on CL to have someone teach me ... lol these are some of the replies I got -

Yikes on this one! what do you suppose they mean? Play Chess or ? lol ....

we are hispanic couple 42 and 38, new at this, we wanna play whit a older women, can send pic?

He titled his reply below ... Chest Player ... lol


good evening i m a 59 yr. old man, i know how to play chest & would like to teach you if you like , thank you, Fred

This one seems to be the most believable and I was impressed ... I have a competitive nature but this one also seems too much .. hmmm ....


Hello, my name is Michael and I am 57 and teach chess.

I have played and studied the game since I was 12.

My teaching method is not complicated and several of my students have reached experts and one is a master

I was on the board of directors of the Dallas Chess Club for some years and I was responsible for the Scholastic Chess program.

When I teach, I have a way of presenting the game that makes it simple and easy to learn.

I have good people skills and would love the opportunity to help you get your game back!



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I don't know the last one (wants to get your game back) LOL
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that would be sooo bad ... I am not touching that one ! I didn't even reply ... too weird
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Maybe I should go hang out at a senior citizen facility and see if I see anyone playing Chess and ask them if they will teach me?
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Snort .... just thought of something ... Fred can't even spell it right and he wants to teach me ...
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