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|12-12-2012, 07:09 AM||#1|
Wheels 4 Food
Join Date: Mar 2005
Christmas letter from Timmy
How are you? How is Mrs. Claus? I hope everyone, from the
reindeer to the elves, is fine. I have been a very good boy this year. I
would like an X-Box 360 with Call of Duty IV and an iPhone 4 for
Christmas. I hope you remember that come Christmas Day.
Thank you for you letter. Mrs. Claus, the reindeer and the elves are all
fine and thank you for asking about them. Santa is a little worried all the
time you spend playing video games and texting. Santa wouldn’t want you to
get fat. Since you have indeed been a good boy, I think I’ll bring you
something you can go outside and play with.
Seeing that I have fulfilled the “naughty vs. Nice” contract,
set by you I might add, I feel confident that you can see your way clear to
granting me what I have asked for. I certainly wouldn’t want to turn this
joyous season into one of litigation. Also, don’t you think that a jibe at
my weight coming from an overweight man who goes out once a year is a bit
While I have acknowledged you have met the “nice” criteria,
need I remind you that your Christmas list is a request and in no way is it
a guarantee of services provided. Should you wish to pursue legal action,
well that is your right. Please know, however, that my attorney’s have been
on retainer ever since the Burgermeister Meisterburger incident and will be
more than happy to take you on in open court. Additionally, the exercise I
alluded to will not only improve your health, but also improve your social
skills and potentially help clear up a complexion that looks like the
bottom of the Burger King fry bin most days.
Very Truly Yours,
Now look here Fat Man,
I told you what I want and I expect you to bring it. I was
attempting to be polite about this but you brought my looks and my friends
into this. Now you just be disrespecting me. I’m about to tweet my boys
and we’re gonna be waiting for your fat *** and I’m taking my game console,
my game, my phone, and whatever else I want. WHAT EVER I WANT, MAN!
Listen Pizza Face,
Seriously??? You think a dude that breaks into every house in the world on
one night and never gets caught sweats a skinny G-banger wannabe? “He sees
you when you’re sleeping; He knows when you’re awake”. Sound familiar,
genius? You know what kind of resources I have at my disposal. I got your
**** wired, Jack. I go all around the world and see ways to hurt people
that if I described them right now, you’d throw up your Totino’s pizza roll
all over the carpet of your mom’s basement. You’re not getting what you
asked for, but I’m still stopping by your crib to stomp a mud hole in
you’re *** and then walk it dry. Chew on that, Petunia.
Bring me whatever you see fit. I’ll appreciate anything.
That’s what I thought you little bastard.
1. 84 Yota - one ton swap - in progress
2. 65 V-dub Class 5 Unlimited #524 Baaad Sheep Racing
Jeeps are for girls
And guys that wish they were girls.....
Automatic transmissions are gay.
Flipped up tow mirrors are the sagging pants of the truck world.
|12-12-2012, 07:20 AM||#2|
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: San Antonio, Texas
Fame is vapor, popularity an accident, riches take wings. Only one thing endures and that is Character.
|12-12-2012, 08:09 AM||#3|
Full speed...half lit
Join Date: May 2008
|12-12-2012, 09:10 AM||#5|
Wheels 4 Food
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Canyon, Texas
Bad Santa all over again!
|12-12-2012, 08:14 PM||#6|
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: San Antonio...
|12-14-2012, 03:44 AM||#9|
Join Date: Nov 2011
Some people spend their money on stuff that looks nice but they never use.... I spend my money on stuff I can abuse!!
OFFROADING~'98 Dodge, Rockwells, 47's, Exo-Cage, TooMuchWheelbase- work in progress.. But aren't they all!!
TUGGING~ '05 Dodge 3500, CTD, SRW- soon to be DRW(ok not soon, but the next time I get home!)
KRUZING~ '59Impala, '56Pickup, '50Styleline, '00 slammed dually
|12-14-2012, 08:33 AM||#10|
Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: At work
Good start to a Friday :-)
Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far they can go.......
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