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Old 09-26-2010, 07:22 PM   #1
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Deer camp

DEER CAMP
Four guys have been going to the same deer camp for many years. Two

days before the group is to leave, Ron's wife puts her foot down and

tells him he isn't going.



Ron's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.



Two days later the three get to the camping site

only to find Ron sitting there with a tent set up, firewood

gathered,

and

dinner cooking on the fire.



"Dang man, how long you been here, and how did you talk your wife

into letting you go?"



"Well, I've been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening, I was

sitting

in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my

eyes and

said, 'Guess who?'" I pulled her hands off, and she was wearing a

brand new nightie. She took my hand and pulled me to our bedroom. The

room had candles

and

rose petals all over. On the bed she had

handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed,

and I

did.



And then she said,

"Do what ever you want." So, Here I am.
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Hey, she said do whatever so she cant get mad
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My question is why wouldnt you enjoy her before you left? I mean, it's not that will happen again when she finds you......
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My question is why wouldnt you enjoy her before you left? I mean, it's not that will happen again when she finds you......
True...but been there done that, maybe no good! And deer hunting is much better than 5mins worth of snatch......er I mean 2.5 mins!!!!
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True...but been there done that, maybe no good! And deer hunting is much better than 5mins worth of snatch......er I mean 2.5 mins!!!!
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You ever shot a deer?? Or 5 or 6???
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You ever shot a deer?? Or 5 or 6???
Lets see...not taking the 2 1/2 minutes...just running out the door to hang with doodes...

Next thing you know you own a jeep...
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Nah just killing, then drink a with some dudes!!! Its the love of hunting and nature that beats out the snatch anytime!!!

EDIT: Ya the Jeep thing, been there done that. That is for sure GAY!!! IMO
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2.5 mins......you are not doing it right....

Sitting in the deer stand freezing your nuts off waiting for a deer to walk by is not hunting..
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