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Old 06-13-2012, 10:38 AM   #1
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Def, not a redneck!

You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.
You may be a Muslim

You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
You may be a Muslim

You have more wives than teeth.
You may be a Muslim

You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.
You may be a Muslim

You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
You may be a Muslim

You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
You may be a Muslim

You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
You may be a Muslim

You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.
You may be a Muslim
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Old 06-13-2012, 11:04 AM   #2
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Old 06-13-2012, 11:21 AM   #3
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Old 06-13-2012, 12:21 PM   #4
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