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Old 09-04-2011, 03:30 PM   #1
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Difference Between Men and Women Brains :)

I have to say ... I have a "nothing" box ... having worked all my life and been the sole provider ... I like time to do nothing ! It is funny tho

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To answer your original question:

Difference between a man's brain and a woman's:

Men know when to quit while they are a head.

Women never know when to quit. Continue to push and push and push and push and push and push.

Men know when to walk away.

Women just keep at it, and at it, and at it, and at it, and at it!

Men know when just the right time is to give their woman some flowers and a kiss.

Women know exactly the right time to tell their men to go and KISS...

Men can pee while standing up and hit all sorts of targets, proving that they can multi-task.

Women need to sit down and concentrate on only one thing.

Did I say that men know when to quit while their ahead????
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Some of us Manny do know when to quit and walk away ... (Mark claims the reason we have to say it more than once is because men don't hear the first time ! ) lol ... I appreciate flowers and kisses ... and by the way some of us can pee standing up ... but you are entitled to your opinion ... NEXT
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Some of us Manny do know when to quit and walk away ... (Mark claims the reason we have to say it more than once is because men don't hear the first time ! ) lol ... I appreciate flowers and kisses ... and by the way some of us can pee standing up ... but you are entitled to your opinion ... NEXT
See. You just proved my point...

Women never know when to quit. Continue to push and push and push and push and push and push.

Women just keep at it, and at it, and at it, and at it, and at it!

Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha!

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... and by the way some of us can pee standing up
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I hope you know I'm messing because this thread was just toooooooooooooooo rich to pass up!
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Everybody can pee standing up! Whether it is with or without a mess is the deciding factor. Of course, by the condition of most public bathrooms, not making a mess may not be a good measuring tool...
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Everybody can pee standing up! Whether it is with or without a mess is the deciding factor. Of course, by the condition of most public bathrooms, not making a mess may not be a good measuring tool...
It wasn't me ... I didn't do it ! too funny 95YJman ... I have seen some of those bathrooms and they are scary
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A little riddle for you...


A man and woman were walking down the sidewalk, talking about how they were so proud of each other for just becoming organ donors, and suddenly get struck and killed by a drunk driver. At the same time, another person was laying in the hospital, brain-dead, about to be operated on by a surgeon who just came out with a new experimental brain transplant surgery.

Of the man and woman who were killed, whose brain did they use, and why?































The woman's, of course. It was still brand new, never-been-used, mint in the box!
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A man and woman were walking down the sidewalk, talking about how they were so proud of each other for just becoming organ donors, and suddenly get struck and killed by a drunk driver. At the same time, another person was laying in the hospital, brain-dead, about to be operated on by a surgeon who just came out with a new experimental brain transplant surgery.

Of the man and woman who were killed, whose brain did they use, and why?































The woman's, of course. It was still brand new, never-been-used, mint in the box!
Now we know why you aren't married or have a girlfriend!!!!
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Let's not go through this again....
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