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Old 08-06-2005, 07:37 PM   #1
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A Louisiana State Trooper pulled a car over on US 165 about 2 miles south of
the Louisiana/Arkansas State line. When the Trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver said he was a Magician and Juggler and was on his way to Monroe to do a show at the Shrine Circus. He didn't want to be late.
The Trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling and asked if he would do a little juggling for him. The Trooper told the juggler he wouldn't give him a ticket if he agreed. The juggler then told the Trooper he had sent his equipment ahead and didn't have anything to juggle. The Trooper said he had some flares in the trunk and asked if the juggler could juggle them. The juggler said 'sure', so the Trooper got 3 flares, lit them and handed them to him.
While the man was juggling, a car pulled in behind the patrol car. The driver, a drunken good old boy from Arkansas, got out, watched the performance, then went over to the patrol car, opened the rear door and got in. The Trooper observed him doing this and went over to the patrol car, opened the door and asked the drunk what he thought he was doing.

The drunk replied, "You might as well take me to jail, cause there ain't no way I can pass that test."
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