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|08-15-2011, 09:13 AM||#1|
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: San Antonio, Texas
Ed The Chicken
Ed came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife,
and fell into a deep slumber.
He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, 'You died in
your sleep, Ed.' Ed was stunned.. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back!'
St. Peter said, 'I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back,
and that is as a chicken.'Ed was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his home. The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking and pecking the ground..
A rooster strolled past. 'So, you're the new hen, huh? How's your first
day here?''Not bad,' replied Ed the hen, 'but I have this strange feeling inside.
Like I'm gonna explode!''You're ovulating,' explained the rooster. 'Don't tell me you've never laid an egg before?
''Never,' said Ed.
'Well, just relax and let it happen,' says the rooster. 'It's no big deal.'
He did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg! He was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon laid another egg -- his joy was overwhelming..
As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his
head, and heard.....Ed, wake up! You s--t in the bed!"
Getting OLD just ain't what they said it would be!
Fame is vapor, popularity an accident, riches take wings. Only one thing endures and that is Character.
|08-15-2011, 08:35 PM||#2|
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: San Antonio...
|08-16-2011, 06:09 PM||#4|
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Abilene, TX
That is fargin hilarious!
85 Yota truggy, 2.4 Diesel/5-speed/2.28/4.7 twin sticks, D60s front/rear 5.38s, 39.5 IROKs on H1beadlocks
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