Ed The Chicken - Texas 4x4 Forum

Go Back   Texas 4x4 Forum > Miscellaneous > Humor

Photo Gallery Places to Wheel Gallery III Home Forum Tech Section IRCChat FlashChat

Humor Got a Funny to tell? Please remember this is a family site.

Texas4x4.org is the premier All All Forum on the internet. Registered Users do not see the above ads.

Humor:

Ed The Chicken



Reply
 
Share LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 08-15-2011, 09:13 AM   #1
Mas Tequila
 
Rastus's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: San Antonio, Texas
Posts: 18,255
Rastus has disabled reputation
Ed The Chicken

Ed came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife,
and fell into a deep slumber.

He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, 'You died in
your sleep, Ed.' Ed was stunned.. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back!'
St. Peter said, 'I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back,
and that is as a chicken.'Ed was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his home. The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking and pecking the ground..

A rooster strolled past. 'So, you're the new hen, huh? How's your first
day here?''Not bad,' replied Ed the hen, 'but I have this strange feeling inside.
Like I'm gonna explode!''You're ovulating,' explained the rooster. 'Don't tell me you've never laid an egg before?
''Never,' said Ed.
'Well, just relax and let it happen,' says the rooster. 'It's no big deal.'

He did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg! He was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon laid another egg -- his joy was overwhelming..

As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his
head, and heard.....Ed, wake up! You s--t in the bed!"


Getting OLD just ain't what they said it would be!
__________________
Fame is vapor, popularity an accident, riches take wings. Only one thing endures and that is Character.

Quote:
Originally Posted by RVREDDOG View Post
If you need a ladder to work on your rig you might want to re-think your suspension.
Quote:
Originally Posted by bigevil View Post
thats the look a 14yo boy has the 1st time he sees his 1st set of boobies . its the simple pleasures in life
Quote:
Originally Posted by 4x4Freak View Post
Wood yoo lik two bi a voul? I have won four cell.
Rockkrawler
Zukikrawlers
Rastus is offline   Reply With Quote
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
Old 08-15-2011, 08:35 PM   #2
Gabino Barrera
 
RIVER RAT's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: San Antonio...
Posts: 13,159
RIVER RAT Surfs Venus with AnubisRIVER RAT Surfs Venus with AnubisRIVER RAT Surfs Venus with AnubisRIVER RAT Surfs Venus with AnubisRIVER RAT Surfs Venus with AnubisRIVER RAT Surfs Venus with AnubisRIVER RAT Surfs Venus with AnubisRIVER RAT Surfs Venus with AnubisRIVER RAT Surfs Venus with AnubisRIVER RAT Surfs Venus with AnubisRIVER RAT Surfs Venus with Anubis
...



__________________
I understand that Jeep thing !!
But all that Sh!t Broke.

"go 1-ton Baby".....

Wheel for today, Yesterday is gone & tomorrow never comes

Quote:
Originally Posted by 72blazer View Post
The orange jeep does look bitchin!!
RIVER RAT is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-15-2011, 09:34 PM   #3
Comfortable
 
mudnmyvayne's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Dumas
Posts: 5,347
mudnmyvayne Surfs Venus with Anubismudnmyvayne Surfs Venus with Anubismudnmyvayne Surfs Venus with Anubismudnmyvayne Surfs Venus with Anubismudnmyvayne Surfs Venus with Anubismudnmyvayne Surfs Venus with Anubismudnmyvayne Surfs Venus with Anubismudnmyvayne Surfs Venus with Anubismudnmyvayne Surfs Venus with Anubismudnmyvayne Surfs Venus with Anubismudnmyvayne Surfs Venus with Anubis
__________________
mudnmyvayne is offline   Reply With Quote
 
Old 08-16-2011, 06:09 PM   #4
Flex Master
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Abilene, TX
Posts: 1,530
95YJman is a splendid one to behold - from afar95YJman is a splendid one to behold - from afar95YJman is a splendid one to behold - from afar95YJman is a splendid one to behold - from afar95YJman is a splendid one to behold - from afar95YJman is a splendid one to behold - from afar95YJman is a splendid one to behold - from afar
That is fargin hilarious!
__________________
85 Yota truggy, 2.4 Diesel/5-speed/2.28/4.7 twin sticks, D60s front/rear 5.38s, 39.5 IROKs on H1beadlocks
95YJman is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-17-2011, 07:52 AM   #5
Gonzo Wheeler
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: mc allen, tx
Posts: 2,632
offroadman1973 is just really happyoffroadman1973 is just really happyoffroadman1973 is just really happyoffroadman1973 is just really happy
that's funny right there!!!!!!!!!!
offroadman1973 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-17-2011, 03:22 PM   #6
Gonzo Wheeler
 
Silver girl's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: San Antonio, Tx.
Posts: 2,361
Silver girl is just really happySilver girl is just really happySilver girl is just really happySilver girl is just really happySilver girl is just really happy
Silver girl is offline   Reply With Quote
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
Reply

Bookmarks

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On


Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
A&M Off-Road June '09 Trip to Colorado dragoonranch Trail Reports & Ratings 12 06-25-2009 06:18 AM
`Tonight' sidekick Ed McMahon dies in LA at 86 Rastus News 2 06-23-2009 01:02 PM
Pesto Chicken and veggies hemi.powered4x4 Recipes and Cooking tips 0 07-26-2008 08:44 AM
Thought it was funny offroadman83 Humor 4 07-17-2007 08:22 PM


All times are GMT -6. The time now is 07:05 PM.


3.8.8 - Powered by vBulletin
vBulletin Security provided by vBSecurity v2.2.2 (Pro) - vBulletin Mods & Addons Copyright © 2019 DragonByte Technologies Ltd.
Copyright 2002-2012 Texas4x4.org
 

SEO by vBSEO 3.6.0