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|10-21-2011, 02:54 PM||#1|
Join Date: Jul 2006
Got this in an email and thought it was funny.
This happened on a flight getting ready to depart for El Paso. Jim was sitting on the plane when a guy took the seat beside him. The guy was an emotional wreck, pale, hands shaking, moaning in fear. "What's the matter?" Jim asked.
"I've been transferred to El Paso. There are crazy people there. They've got lots of shootings, gangs, drugs, poor public schools, and one of the highest crime rates in the nation. And it's even worst across the border in Juarez.
Jim replied, "I've lived in El Paso all my life. It's not as bad as the media says. Find a nice home, go to work, mind your own business, and enroll your kids in a nice private school. It's as safe a place as anywhere in the world."
The guy relaxed and stopped shaking and said, "Oh, thank you. I've been worried to death. But if you live there and say it's OK, I'll take your word for it. What do you do for a living?"
"I'm a tail gunner on a Budweiser truck."
87 Sammy Jeep 4 banger, 420-300, Wagoneer Dana 44 Axles, 5.89 Gears with spiders front and rear, Custom cage, J10 front springs, four-link with quarter elliptical springs in the rear, 36 inch Goodyears with H-1wheels, stretched the wheelbase
Homemade buggy on ROCKS and one link w/coilovers, four-wheel steer, 350-465-3.8 ATLAS still need to get the skins done but decided to take a break from working on it all the time and wheel it.
84 K5 Finally back on the road.
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