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Old 12-26-2012, 06:49 PM   #1
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Funny

A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He
marched straight up to the counter and said,"Hi. You know, I
just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."

The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent. We
just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur
and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll drive his 2011
Mercedes-Benz CL and he will supply all of your clothes.

"Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be
expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is
rather awkward, but you will also as part of your job description have to
satisfy her sexual urges. The daughter is in her mid-20's and has a strong
sex drive."

The guy in wide-eyed amazement said, "You're bullshittin' me!"

The social worker said: "Yeah, well ... You started it."
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Too funny!
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I just watched my dog chase his tail for 5 minutes and I thought, "Dogs are easily entertained.." Then I realized, "I was just watching my dog chase his tail for 5 minutes"
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