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Old 08-28-2011, 05:11 PM   #1
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Got an email about what to eat and how to exercise

Listen to the Church for the good of your soul. Listen to this doctor for the
> good of your body.
>

Want big smile? Chinese Doctor give advice.
>
> I love this Doctor!
>
> Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is
> this true?
> A: Your heart only good for so many beats, and that it... Don't waste on
> exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not make you
> live longer; it like saying you extend life of car by driving faster. Want to
> live longer? Take nap.
>
>
> Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
> A: No, not at all. Wine made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that
> mean they take water out of fruity bit so you get even more of goodness that
> way. Beer also made of grain. Bottom up!
>
> Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
> A: Well, if you have body and you have fat, your ratio one to one. If you
> have two bodies, your ratio two to one, etc.
>
> Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise
> program?
> A: Can't think of single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No pain...good!
>
> Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
> A: YOU NOT LISTENING! Food are fried these day in vegetable oil. In fact,
> they permeated by it. How could getting more vegetable be bad for you?!?
>
> Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the
> middle?
> A: Definitely not! When you exercise muscle, it get bigger. You should only
> be doing sit-up if you want bigger stomach.
>
> Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
> A: Are you crazy?!? HEL-LO-O!! Cocoa bean! Another vegetable! It best
> feel-good food around!
>
> Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
> A: If swimming good for your figure, explain whale to me..
>
> Q: Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle?
> A: Hey! 'Round' is shape!
> Well... I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about
> food and diets.
>
> And remember:
>
> Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving
> safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in
> sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly
> used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!!"
>
> AND.....
>
> For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition
> and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting
> nutritional studies.
>
>
>
>
>
> 1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than
> Americans.
>
> 2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than
> Americans.
>
> 3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than
> Americans.
>
> 4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than
> Americans..
>
> 5. The Germans drink a lot of and eat lots of sausages and fats and
> suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
>
> CONCLUSION:
> Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
>
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Old 08-28-2011, 05:18 PM   #2
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life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving
safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in
sideways - chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly
used up, totally worn out and screaming "woo-hoo, what a ride!!"
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