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Old 07-23-2014, 07:39 AM   #1
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High School 1957 VS. 2014

By today's standards, none of us(seniors) were supposed to ever make it
past High School*



*Scenario 1: *
*Jack goes squirrel hunting before school and then pulls into the school
parking lot with his shotgun in his truck's gun rack.*
*1957 - *Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his
car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.
*2013 - *School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail
and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized
students and teachers.



*Scenario 2: *
*Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school. *
*1957 - *Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up
buddies.
*2013 - *Police called and SWAT team arrives -- they arrest both Johnny and
Mark. They are both charged with assault and both expelled even though
Johnny started it .



*Scenario 3: *
*Jeffrey will not be still in class, he disrupts other students. *
*1957 - *Jeffrey sent to the Principal's office and given a good paddling
by the Principal. He then returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt
class again.
*2013 - *Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. He becomes a zombie. He is
then tested for ADD. The family gets extra money (SSI) from the government
because Jeffrey has a disability.



*Scenario 4: *

*Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a
whipping with his belt. 1957 - *Billy is more careful next time, grows up
normal, goes to college and becomes a successful businessman.
*2013 - *Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse, Billy is removed to
foster care and joins a gang. The state psychologist is told by Billy's
sister that she remembers being abused (spanked) herself and their dad goes
to prison. Billy's mom has an affair with the psychologist.



*Scenario 5: *
*Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school. *
*1957 - *Mark shares his aspirin with the Principal out on the g
dock.
*2013 - *The police are called and Mark is expelled from school for drug
violations. His car is then searched for drugs and weapons.



*Scenario 6: *
*Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the Fourth of July, puts
them in a model airplane paint bottle and blows up a red ant bed. *
*1957 - *Ants die.
*2013 - *ATF, Homeland Security and the FBI are all called. Johnny is
charged with domestic terrorism. The FBI investigates his parents - and all
siblings are removed from their home and all computers are confiscated.
Johnny's dad is placed on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly
again.



*Scenario 7: *
*Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found
crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him. *
*1957 - *In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
*2013- *Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She
faces 3 years in State Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy.



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