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Old 06-12-2013, 09:32 AM   #1
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Maybe in California...

A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden.

He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.

Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders
of nature through such innocent eyes.

Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.

He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention.

He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.

'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?' she asked.

'They're mating,' her father replied.

'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked.

'A Daddy Longlegs,' her father answered.

'So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?' the little girl asked.

As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question
he replied, 'No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.'

'The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment,then lifted her foot and stomped them flat.

'Well," she said, "that may be OK in California ,but we're not having any of that **** in Texas ."
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Old 06-12-2013, 09:57 AM   #2
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Lol that is awesome
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Old 06-12-2013, 11:41 AM   #3
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Next time you should make the spiders black, that way you can really show how redneck you are.
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Next time you should make the spiders black, that way you can really show how redneck you are.
How about, next time, you try not being such a sensative sally.
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Old 06-12-2013, 12:05 PM   #5
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Sorry just a good friend who is gay was thinking about becoming a member to the site but I guess it's best he doesn't.
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Only if he is as sensative as you..........
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Maybe you offended all the rednecks with you bigoted comment.
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Sorry just a good friend who is gay was thinking about becoming a member to the site but I guess it's best he doesn't.
Well, I dunno why not, we already have several folks on here who are gay. What's the problem?

Them spiders always stirring up ****...I seem to recall when it was mexican spiders..then black spiders..next thing ya know we will have white gay spiders ******* black gay spiders and they will have lil heretosexual chinese..

moral of the story... folks need to get a grip and stop hating so much.. We got religious fanatics, racial fanatics, gay fanatics, .... I think we should all just be wheeling fanatics and let all the other bullshit be someplace else. Or is life so boring there is nothing else to do other than fret over what somebody else is thinking? ... and no Dustin, none of this was pointed at your.. or you either Manny.. so don't go getting your panties in a wad.
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Old 06-12-2013, 12:15 PM   #9
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Well, I dunno why not, we already have several folks on here who are gay. What's the problem?

Them spiders always stirring up ****...I seem to recall when it was mexican spiders..then black spiders..next thing ya know we will have white gay spiders ******* black gay spiders and they will have lil heretosexual chinese..

moral of the story... folks need to get a grip and stop hating so much.. We got religious fanatics, racial fanatics, gay fanatics, .... I think we should all just be wheeling fanatics and let all the other bullshit be someplace else. Or is life so boring there is nothing else to do other than fret over what somebody else is thinking? ... and no Dustin, none of this was pointed at your.. or you either Manny.. so don't go getting your panties in a wad.
So it was pointed at me??
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Come on guys it's a joke it was funny and I'm sure if your friend joins he would be welcomed just the same

Also you say "redneck" likes its a bad thing
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So it was pointed at me??
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I think we should all come together and spread our hate to california exclusively.
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This make it so
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