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Old 01-15-2012, 08:49 PM   #1
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My New Neighbor

She's single...
She lives right across the street.
I can see her house from my living room.
I watched as she got home from work this evening.
I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway.

She knocked on my door...

I rushed to open it.

She looks at me, and says, "I just got home, and I am so horny! I have this
strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long!

Are you busy tonight?"
I immediately replied, "Nope, I'm free... I have no plans at all!"

Then she said, "Good! In that case, could you watch my dog?"
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Old 01-15-2012, 08:52 PM   #2
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haha.... that would totally happen to me
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Old 01-16-2012, 06:04 AM   #3
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Ha Ha good one
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Old 01-16-2012, 10:52 PM   #5
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