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Old 02-09-2009, 03:17 PM   #1
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Never Argue with a Woman

Never Argue with a Woman


One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'

'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'


'For reading a book,' she replies,

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again,
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'


'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'


'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.

'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.


'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'


'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.







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Old 02-09-2009, 03:27 PM   #2
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Sounds like most females I know. First time you piss in their Wheaties they what to scream sexual assault, sexual assault.
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LOL.....thats a woman's "get out of jail free " card it's not harrasment if she likes it though.
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Old 02-10-2009, 02:08 PM   #4
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Sounds like most females I know. First time you piss in their Wheaties they what to scream sexual assault, sexual assault.
That is why I skip the wheaties and just pee right in their butt.
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