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Old 08-06-2010, 02:26 PM   #1
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New Lexas

A woman walks into a Lexas dealer to check out the new Lexas. She sees one and walks up to it. Seeing the window down she bends down to reach in and touch the leather seats. When she does she farts, she stands up fast and looks around to make sure no one heard her do it. Sure enough there is a man standing behind her with a smile on his face. She acts as if nothing has happend and ask if he can tell her the price on this new Lexas. With a big grin he say "I dont mind telling you, if the farted with the touched the leather your going to sh** when i tell you the price...
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