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Old 06-15-2012, 06:47 AM   #1
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Put me in charge

Put me in charge of food stamps. I'd get rid of Lone Star cards; no cash for Ding Dongs or Ho Hos, just money for 50-pound bags of rice and beans, blocks of cheese and all the powdered milk you can haul away. If you want steak and frozen pizza, then get a job........

Put me in charge of Medicaid. The first thing I'd do is to get women Norplant birth control implants or tubaligations. Then, we'll test recipients for drugs, alcohol, and nicotine. If you want to reproduce or use drugs, alcohol, or smoke, then get a job.

Put me in charge of government housing. Ever live in a military barracks? You will maintain our property in a clean and good state of repair. Your home will be subject to inspections anytime and possessions will be inventoried. If you want a plasma TV or Xbox 360, then get a job and your own place....

In addition, you will either present a check stub from a job each week or you will report to a "government" job. It may be cleaning the roadways of trash, painting and repairing public housing, whatever we find for you. We will sell your 22 inch rims and low profile tires and your blasting stereo and speakers and put that money toward the "common good.."

Before you write that I've violated someone's rights, realize that all of the above is voluntary. If you want our money, accept our rules...... Before you say that this would be "demeaning" and ruin your "self esteem," consider that it wasn't that long ago that taking someone else's money for doing absolutely nothing was demeaning and lowered self esteem.

If we are expected to pay for other people's mistakes we should at least attempt to make them learn from their bad choices. The current system rewards them for continuing to make bad choices.

AND While you are on Government subsistence, you no longer can VOTE! Yes, that is correct. For you to vote would be a conflict of interest. You will voluntarily remove yourself from voting while you are receiving a Government welfare check. If you want to vote, then get a job.
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Old 06-15-2012, 06:55 AM   #2
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Old 06-15-2012, 07:27 AM   #3
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Makes sense. But that's not what wins votes. The current government coddles the worthless, because they seem to becoming the majority.
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Old 06-15-2012, 07:54 AM   #5
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Also I have to present my ID and SSN to get a job you need to present it to vote.

And I never understood why they don't drug test for all of it ... I had to take one to get a job you need to take one to get my tax money...
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You wouldn't be able to sell the 22" rims, if you take away all the welfare checks from everyone! Everyone that would want them wouldn't be able to afford them!
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