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|05-18-2013, 08:19 AM||#1|
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: San Antonio, Texas
TEACHER: Why didn't you study?
STUDENT: A year has 365 days for you to study.
After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313
days left. There are 50 days in the summer that
is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days
left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that
counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141
days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day,
15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days.
We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are
used in this way in the year, and we are left with
96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a
day speaking to friends and family, that takes
away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days.
Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your
year; hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking
off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are
only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a
minimum of 3 days; you're left with 3 days in the
year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2
days...You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is
your birthday. That's why I did not study.
Teacher: Class dismissed.
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