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|03-07-2011, 06:49 PM||#1|
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Jeannette, PA
Sniffer the dog
A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when another man sat down
in the aisle seat and put his black Labrador Retriever in the middle seat next to the man.
The first man looked very quizzically at the dog and asked why the dog was allowed on the plane.
The second man explained that he was from the Police Drugs Enforcement Agency and that the
dog was a 'sniffing dog'.
'His name is Sniffer and he's the best there is.
I'll show you once we get airborne, when I put him to work.'
The plane took off, and once it has leveled out, the Policeman said, 'Watch this.'
He told Sniffer to 'search'.
Sniffer jumped down, walked along the aisle, and finally sat very purposefully next to a woman
for several seconds.
Sniffer then returned to his seat and put one paw on the policeman's arm.
The Policeman said, 'Good boy', and he turned to the man and said, 'That woman is in possession
of marijuana, I'm making a note of her seat number and the authorities will apprehend her when we land.
'Gee, that's pretty good,' replied the first man.
Once again, the Policeman sent Sniffer to search the aisles.
The Lab sniffed about, sat down beside a man for a few seconds, returned to its seat, and this time
he placed two paws on the agent's arm.
The Policeman said, 'Two paws mean that man is carrying cocaine, so again, I'm making a note
of his seat number for the police.'
'I like it!' said his seat mate.
The Policeman then told Sniffer to 'search' again.
Sniffer walked up and down the aisles for a little while, sat down for a moment, and then came
racing back to the agent, jumped into the middle seat and proceeded to **** all over the place.
The first man was really disgusted by this behavior and couldn't figure out how or why a well-trained
dog would behave like that. So he asked the Policeman, 'What's going on?'
The Policeman nervously replied, 'He's just found a bomb.'
In the words of Red Forman "His *** just hung a vacancy sign out, and my foot is looking for a new home"
|03-07-2011, 08:47 PM||#2|
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: San Antonio...
|03-08-2011, 07:47 PM||#4|
Wheels 4 Food
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Clovis NM
Got to get back to work this playing around isn't paying the bills.
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