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Top 10 reasons to be a Democrat

*David Letterman's Top 10 Reasons to vote Democrat*
#10. I vote Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever
I want. I've decided to marry my German Shepherd.
#9. I vote Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a
gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon at 15% isn't.
#8. I vote Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job
of spending the money I earn than I would.
#7. I vote Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is
offended by it.
#6. I vote Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I
know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and
thieves. I am also thankful that we have a 911 service that gets police to
your home in order to identify your body after a home invasion.
#5. I vote Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions of babies
being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive and comfy.
#4. I vote Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free
health care, education, and Social Security benefits, and we should take
away Social Security from those who paid into it.
#3. I vote Democrat because I believe that businesses should not be allowed
to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest
away to the government for redistribution as the Democrat Party sees fit.
#2. I vote Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the
Constitution every few days to suit fringe kooks who would never get their
agendas past the voters.
… And, the #1 reason I vote Democrat is because I think it's better to pay
$billions$ for oil to people who hate us, but not drill our own because it
might upset some endangered beetle, gopher, or fish here in America. We
don't care about the beetles, gophers, or fish in those other countries.

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