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Old 02-03-2011, 07:02 PM   #1
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trying to fly

I was in my back yard trying to launch a kite.
I threw the kite up in the air, the wind would catch it for a few seconds, then it would come crashing back down.
I tried this a few more times with no success.
All the while, my wife was watching from the kitchen window, muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything.
She opens the window and yelled to me, 'You need some tail.'
I turned with a confused look on my face and said, 'Make up your mind. Last night, you told me to go fly a kite.'
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Old 02-03-2011, 07:06 PM   #2
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Old 02-03-2011, 07:09 PM   #3
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haha! my wife liked that one!!
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Old 02-03-2011, 07:47 PM   #5
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Old 02-03-2011, 08:21 PM   #7
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Old 02-03-2011, 10:23 PM   #8
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Old 02-04-2011, 08:46 AM   #10
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