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Old 11-17-2011, 12:07 PM   #1
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Twins!

The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway jumping for joy!

I didn't know why she was jumping so excitedly but I thought, "what the heck", and I started jumping up and down along with her.

She said, "I have some really great news!"

I said, "Great. Tell me why you're so happy."

She stopped jumping and breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, told me that she was pregnant.

I knew she'd been trying for a while so I told her, "That's great I couldn't be happier for you!"

Then she said, "There's more"

I asked, “What do you mean there's more”. She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have TWINS!"

Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew.

She said, "Well, that was the easy part. I went to Sam's Club and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a TWIN-pack. Both tests came out positive!"

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Old 11-17-2011, 01:27 PM   #2
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Re: Twins!

Lol, typical blonde!

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Old 11-17-2011, 02:19 PM   #3
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why did you put that in black text?




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Old 11-17-2011, 03:13 PM   #4
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Can you imagine if she had gotten the 20 pack?
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Old 11-17-2011, 03:32 PM   #5
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why did you put that in black text?




This took me FOREVER to figure out! I was waiting for a video!
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Old 11-17-2011, 10:28 PM   #6
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LoL didnt notice the black text, was on my phone when I read it..
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Old 11-18-2011, 05:34 AM   #7
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Sorry guys, I copied it from an email I received. After I copied and pasted, I reset the font to the default. Apparently that made a change I didn't know about since I use the default white/blue format for the site, and not the red/black. My apologies for any inconvenience.
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This took me FOREVER to figure out! I was waiting for a video!
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Old 11-18-2011, 07:11 AM   #9
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I just figured the black on black was part of the joke.
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who's the Blondie now lol
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That black text through me off had to highlight everything to see it.

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