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Old 09-02-2010, 10:23 PM   #1
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Taliban warns U.S. on Arizona Law

This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan , the
Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohammed Omar, warned the United
States that if Arizona's Immigration Law is not repealed, Taliban
authorities intend to cut off America's supply of convenience store
managers and possibly Motel 6 and Super 8 managers.

And, if this action does not yield sufficient results, cab
drivers will be next, followed by DELL and AOL customer service reps.

Finally, if all else fails, they have threatened to send us no more
candidates for president of the United States!

It's gonna get ugly!
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Old 09-02-2010, 10:30 PM   #2
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Old 09-02-2010, 10:36 PM   #3
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Old 09-02-2010, 10:40 PM   #4
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Old 09-03-2010, 05:20 AM   #5
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Taliban warns U.S. on Arizona Law

This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan , the
Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohammed Omar, warned the United
States that if Arizona's Immigration Law is not repealed, Taliban
authorities intend to cut off America's supply of convenience store
managers and possibly Motel 6 and Super 8 managers.

And, if this action does not yield sufficient results, cab
drivers will be next, followed by DELL and AOL customer service reps.

Finally, if all else fails, they have threatened to send us no more
candidates for president of the United States!

It's gonna get ugly!
If only that were true....
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Old 09-03-2010, 05:22 PM   #6
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Old 09-03-2010, 06:30 PM   #7
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Old 09-12-2010, 02:49 AM   #8
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Actual News article published on news.com August 12-18, 2009 :

Victoria, TX is a town about 80 miles west of Houston. Local Hispanic leaders there, in opposition to pending Immigration Legislation, boycotted all caucasian owned buisnesses last month as a demonstration of thier economic impact on the community. The boycott was declared a succuess by the Hispanic community, noting revenue in Caucasian owned buisnesses was down by 19 percent. Buisness owners declared the boycott a success as well, pointing out that shoplifting was reduced by 77 percent, money orders sent out of the country were down by 97 percent, and the cost of daily clean-up and trash collection was down by 84 percent. Shoppers reported they could actually hear english being spoken throughout the community for the first time in recent memory, and customers paid for purchases with real money, not government debit cards or food stamps!
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Old 09-12-2010, 09:24 AM   #9
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Actual News article published on news.com August 12-18, 2009 :

Victoria, TX is a town about 80 miles west of Houston. Local Hispanic leaders there, in opposition to pending Immigration Legislation, boycotted all caucasian owned buisnesses last month as a demonstration of thier economic impact on the community. The boycott was declared a succuess by the Hispanic community, noting revenue in Caucasian owned buisnesses was down by 19 percent. Buisness owners declared the boycott a success as well, pointing out that shoplifting was reduced by 77 percent, money orders sent out of the country were down by 97 percent, and the cost of daily clean-up and trash collection was down by 84 percent. Shoppers reported they could actually hear english being spoken throughout the community for the first time in recent memory, and customers paid for purchases with real money, not government debit cards or food stamps!


lol, ya i read that somewhere but cant rememeber now
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Old 09-12-2010, 08:54 PM   #10
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I think they call them news paper's.
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Old 09-12-2010, 08:55 PM   #11
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I think they call them news paper's.

i dont read news papers so i know it wasnt there
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