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Old 05-22-2012, 12:06 PM   #1
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You Know you have a Bad *** Off Road Jeep when;

You Know you have a Bad *** Off Road Jeep when;

Your jeep is so mean and nasty looking that other vehicles avoid you.

You can see over Suburbans, Expeditions, Navigators and Excursions.

You hunch over whenever entering a parking garage no matter what type of vehicle you're driving.

Your last lift takes you over the 7-foot garage height restrictions.

You spent a really unreasonable amount of money just to gain the extra inch of ground clearance.

You suffer from height envy (clearance envy, lift envy - insert one).

The location of your "blind spot" is above your "really blind spot," where anything shorter than a Buick disappears.

You have someone 'spot' you when parking at the mall.

The location of your vehicle's sway bar is either your backyard or your local dump.
Your jeep articulates so well that your hi-lift jack can't get the wheels off the ground.
You can air up your tires without stopping at a gas station.

Your life is preoccupied with finding alternative on-board air storage methods.
Any tire that isn't waist high looks like a bagel.

You can't hear your $2000 stereo over the howl of your tires on the highway.

You can't sneak into church late because the engine is too loud.

Your Nerf bars battle rocks and win.

You have a high-water mark INSIDE the Jeep.

You slam the door and chunks of dried mud crumble to the ground.

Your boss's secretary calls to "recommend" that you wash your Jeep.

You use a hose to clean the inside and the outside.

You finally wash the mud off and everyone thinks you bought a new Jeep.
The coin wash attendant says your jeep is too muddy to use the car wash.

You spend more on car washes than on insurance.

You nickname your Jeep after the noises it makes or it's most damaging trail accident.
Your wife/girlfriend refuses to get in it.

You can't take a girl, who's wearing a dress, on a date without carrying along a set of steps.
You are the only one on the street who doesn√’ plow their driveway.

You get asked to pick up your co-workers in a snowstorm and get paid for it.

Your vehicle weighs 1000 lbs. more then it did when came off the assembly line.
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