A married couple were sitting in a fine restaurant when the wife looked over at a nearby table and saw a man in a drunken stupor. Her husband said, "I notice you've been watching that man for some time now. Do you know him?"
"Yes," she replied. "He's my ex-husband and he's been drinking like that since I left him seven years ago."
"That's remarkable," said her husband. "I wouldn't think anyone could celebrate for that long."
"Yes," she replied. "He's my ex-husband and he's been drinking like that since I left him seven years ago."
"That's remarkable," said her husband. "I wouldn't think anyone could celebrate for that long."
