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Yea, as Zach would say.

"WWCND?"
 

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Walker is my 3yr sons HERO. He wants a "Walker" birthday party



I guess we can just let him kick everyone @ss lol
 

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Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.


Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
 

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Chuck Norris doesn't buy milk at the store, he just roundhouse kicks the cow until milk comes out into his mug and then the cow fetches Chuck Norris some cookies out of respect for Chuck Norris' skills...........moo.....








...got Chuck?
 

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Chuck Norris is 1 3rd cherokee This has nothing to do with ancestory, The man once ate a freakin indian!
 

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I heard a radio spot the other day that said... "Chuck Norris went to McDonalds and they wouldnt serve him a McMuffin at 10:35 so He kicked the resturant so hard it turned into a Wendys"
 

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Chuck Norris was charged with Attempted Murder, but the Judge threw it out because Chuck Norris doesnt ATTEMPT murder!!!
 
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