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This is the fairy tale that we should have been reading as little girls!

Once upon a time, in a land far away,
a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess
happened upon a frog as she sat,
contemplating ecological issues
on the shores of an unpolluted
pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.

The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said:
Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince,
until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back
into the dapper, young prince that I am
and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up
housekeeping in your castle with my mother,
where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes,
bear my children, and forever feel grateful
and happy doing so.

That night, as the princess dined sumptuously
on lightly sautéed frog legs seasoned in a white wine
and onion cream sauce, she chuckled and thought to herself
I don't think so.
 

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