[Rastus]

this rattle.....

 

[OldGoat]

and

And was hoping it was not attached to a snake!

 

[Whifflebat]

So I took apart my interior and found...

 

[mudgod]

Nothing, so I thought I would try.....

 

[kling-on]

to look under ther truck beer

 

[Whifflebat]

Where I found a dead ...

 

[thejeepingoat]

emu, so i put it in a

 

[TX_ZUKI]

new spark plug, but

 

[primetimek5]

It Still Choked, Causing

 

[mudgod]

my wife to ....

 

[mojozuki]

call her sancho

 

[thejeepingoat]

who tried to assualt me with a

 

[Whifflebat]

slinky.

 

[primetimek5]

Yes! A Slinky W/ A

 

[S.A.K-5]

so i pulled out my trusty

 

[TX_ZUKI]

coke can, when I

 

[zero]

realized it was not

 

[thejeepingoat]

it was really a pickle, when i bit into it i found a....

 

[mojozuki]

Wining Lotto Ticket

 

[ruttdigger]

but some demented midgit stole it and