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my sister just emailed me to this thought it was pretty funny
SO TRUE!!!!!
You aare a Texan if:

1. You can properly pronounce Corsicana, Palestine,
Decatur, Wichita Falls, San Antonio, Mexia, Waco, and Amarillo.

2. You think that people who complain about the wind
in their states are sissies.
3. A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out
in the yard and look for a funnel.

4. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to
pass a tractor on the highway.

5. You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in
the same day.

6. You know that the true value of a parking space is
not determined by the distance to the door, but by the
availability of shade.

7. Stores don't have bags, they have sacks.

8. You see people wear bib overalls at funerals.

9. You think everyone from a bigger city has an
10. You measure distance in minutes.

11. You refer to the capital of Texas as "home of the
12. It doesn't bother you to use an airport named for
a man who died in an airplane crash.

13. Little Smokies are something you serve only for
special occasions.

14. You go to the lake because you think it is like
going to the ocean.

15. You listen to the weather forecast before picking
out an outfit.

16. You know cowpies are not made of beef.

17. Someone you know has used a football schedule to
plan their wedding date.

18. You have known someone who has had one belt
buckle bigger than your fist.

19. A bad traffic jam involves two cars staring each
other down at a four-way stop, each determined to be the most
polite and let the other go first.

20. You know which state Miam-uh is in.......and
which states Miam-ee is in.

21. You aren't surprised to find movie rental, ammunition, and
bait all in the same store.

22. Your "place at the lake" has wheels under it.

23. A Mercedes Benz is not a status symbol. A Ford
F350 4x4 is.

24. You know everything goes better with Ranch.

25. You learned how to shoot a gun before you learned
how to multiply.

26. You actually get these jokes and are "fixin' " to
send them to your friends.

Finally, you are 100% Texan if you have ever heard
this conversation:

"You wanna coke?"


"What kind?"

Dr. Pepper."

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hell half of that goes for alabama folks too. lol

about that you want a coke thing, in alabama when they ask you what you want to drink and you say tea you will be getting sweet iced tea.

That is one thing i wish texas restaurant would do serve sweet tea. i always have to mix sugar in the tea and it just goes to the bottom of the glass!!!

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and that ford being the status, in alabama the higher and and wider the tires are the better you are in the class rank. but then again we use our trucks for getting from one small hick town to another, we hate roads lol.
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