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Saturday morning a deer hunter gets up early,

dresses quietly, gets his lunch made, puts on

his long johns, grabs the gun and goes to the

garage to warm up his truck and head down to

his favorite hunting area. He backs his truck out

of the garage and discovers the rain is really

pouring down, It is like a torrential downpour.

There is also some snow mixed in with the rain,

and the wind is blowing 50 MPH. He comes back

into the house and turns the TV t! o the weather

channel. He finds it's going to be bad weather all

day long, so minutes later, he puts his truck in

the garage, quietly undresses and slips back into


There he cuddles up to his wife's back, now

with a different anticipation, and whispers,

"The weather out there is really terrible."

To which she sleepily replies,

"Can you believe my stupid husband is

out hunting in that shit?"

Women and cats will do as they please.
Men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
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