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Saturday morning a deer hunter gets up early,
dresses quietly, gets his lunch made, puts on
his long johns, grabs the gun and goes to the
garage to warm up his truck and head down to
his favorite hunting area. He backs his truck out
of the garage and discovers the rain is really
pouring down, It is like a torrential downpour.
uttahere
There is also some snow mixed in with the rain,
and the wind is blowing 50 MPH. He comes back
into the house and turns the TV t! o the weather
channel. He finds it's going to be bad weather all
day long, so minutes later, he puts his truck in
the garage, quietly undresses and slips back into
bed.
There he cuddles up to his wife's back, now
with a different anticipation, and whispers,
"The weather out there is really terrible."
To which she sleepily replies,
"Can you believe my stupid husband is
out hunting in that shit?"
Women and cats will do as they please.
Men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
dresses quietly, gets his lunch made, puts on
his long johns, grabs the gun and goes to the
garage to warm up his truck and head down to
his favorite hunting area. He backs his truck out
of the garage and discovers the rain is really
pouring down, It is like a torrential downpour.
uttahere
There is also some snow mixed in with the rain,
and the wind is blowing 50 MPH. He comes back
into the house and turns the TV t! o the weather
channel. He finds it's going to be bad weather all
day long, so minutes later, he puts his truck in
the garage, quietly undresses and slips back into
bed.
There he cuddles up to his wife's back, now
with a different anticipation, and whispers,
"The weather out there is really terrible."
To which she sleepily replies,
"Can you believe my stupid husband is
out hunting in that shit?"
Women and cats will do as they please.
Men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
Ooops lol
