#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.\n\n#9. You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road.\n\n#8. If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.\n\n#7. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you keep another handgun for a backup.\n\n#6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.\n\n#5. A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.\n\n#4. Handguns function normally every day of the month.\n\n#3. A handgun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"\n\n#2. A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.\n\nAnd the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman\n\n#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN.